“Because you don’t want to press your luck”! Just wanted to share a Saint Patrick’s Day humor to start off your weekend. We wish everyone a wonderful weekend of good luck, good fun and much green fortune$$$ your way. Regardless of your heritage, we can all take a little time out o relax and enjoy the festive Irish holiday. May Happiness, Love, Peace and Prosperity follow your every footstep. As we leave you with more humor below, HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY, from your Neo Design Concepts Team!
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover? A rash of good luck.
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because they’re always a little short.
What’s Irish and stays out all night? Paddy O’furniture!
How is a best friend like a 4-leaf clover? Because they are hard to find and lucky to have.
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day? BOOs
Why wasn’t Jesus born in Ireland? He couldn’t find 3 wise men or a virgin.
How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time? He’s Dublin over with laughter!
Knock Knock Who’s there? Irish! Irish Who? Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!